Dear GEZ ... Regarding your letter here is my answer:
Since my childhood, I see a lot of television. Fortunately, I have no square eyes. I grew up so to speak with their institution. My parents have always conscientiously as they are paid the license fees. You know, my parents look like TV and are exactly like me, very grateful for such an invention. (That is to say not now that I have the fees that come with it, great find -. but the money must come from somewhere yes)
Even if you do not own the TV directly, but somehow you belong to. And I am really pleased that there is such a center as your are. Without the boob tube life would be terribly pointless and empty. I look while the public broadcaster a little less happy, but sometimes have quite good soaps. Such as this "way to happiness", even though you can hear the thoughts of the protagonist in between. But since you can not help it.
Now to your letter. Write because you want to specify that I have done what with the radio equipment is, since I would not pay more right now. You know, because I've already told you, my household is completely dissolved. You also write that there is a legal basis (in accordance with the license fee treaty) that you are entitled to request information from me.
I'm telling you now be honest and tell you that has happened to me a tragedy: The other day in my apartment (you know where is, because I've already got a lot of mail from you) I would like always watching, my dearest favorite series. The means GZSZ (almost what's your name, too). I think it does not interest you why this is my favorite show. But back to the events.
I do a lot of sports, because that keeps you fit and is supposedly very healthy. Also for me a great balance to the many television. Since I am again jogged a little slow but wanted to create my route, I was only shortly before the series start at home. Sweaty I do not look so much TV (never really) wanted to make on this day is no exception. But showers and television together is complicated. Since I had the idea first came only in theory, I then began to implement into practice.
As reported by the devil rode me into the bathroom to the shampoo, hair conditioner, the Shower gel and the remaining Crimean Krams, women now hold times have so in the bathroom vacate, set aside to make room for the TV and the antenna. Baden and television can in fact agree much better. In quick hurry so I have inserted the water and geflitzt'm in my room to pick up the equipment. Who by the way super fit to the projection of the bathtub. Shortly after the alarm went opening melody of my favorite series. You know, "I see` see into your heart, good times, bad times ....". Unfortunately or fortunately, or the bathtub was not quite filled with water so that I have out there (that I am in the bathroom before the bath) had to wait. Then it was like this:
have Like you said, I put away the shampoo, hair conditioner, shower gel and the remaining Crimean Krams, had you but concealed until now that I've thrown the stuff actually only on the ground - I had so little time. Anyway, I am then kicked in the rush to the shampoo and powerful came to falter. My long arms in relation to my height, have started to row as wild and then the accident happened: The arms are smooth but the television set and the antenna and the Receiver maneuvers in the now-filled bathtub. You would not believe what was for the fireworks. But you can determined to think that my TV since no noise is more of himself and no pictures. And the radio burst, as I dyed my hair a few days later. Questions you'd rather not, you would not believe me anyway.
I remain with best regards and hope you continue to have helped.
Sincerely,
Neele Diegelmann