Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Bushnell 1x32 Magnifier

GOODBYE ENGLAND

The items are packed (yes, it was once again a Choas mom, hahaha) and only the remainder as toothbrush to this. Tomorrow we will be picked up by 6 clock in the morning by a taxi because no Underground trains and we also would otherwise collapse with all our luggage.

Bremen gave us quite soon. My anticipation is so great that I can hardly concentrate, and it's hard for me a few final words to write our stay. Most of it is to read my blog anyway. The last week was definitely once wriklich beautiful. As most people know of and it was not always easy, and that now times not related to the university, but to the new house and our landlord. However, it has improved over time. That's all I want to but not write, because it does not matter now.

I will always have laughter, when I think of so many nights when the bed at night again somehow shrunk and made Christina the outlet or has other nights have thought about her boyfriend and has just wrapped her legs around me. And definitely I will keep London as the most stressful city in which I was until now, in memory. Such a crowd - indescribable.

And now I'm thinking of Ghana - a country without time. As there will probably be? In about four weeks, I will rise again on the plane and I make our way to Africa. But first back home to my family and my friends. The next day I would certainly not blogging so I hope all who read this

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

very soon when I start the next trip ....


Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Dr1 1 Kenmore Heavy Duty

O you merry Christmas



Christmas atmosphere in Trafalgar Square


and Kensington

and even on our campus

is also in the so stressful and crowded London Christmas in the air. Everywhere the smell of peace and quiet - yes, I can really smell :-)! Today we were first in the Science Museum and then in the department store of all department stores: Harrods. Such beautiful handbags, shoes, clothes and delicious treats - unfortunately unaffordable for us. So, we went out drinking again relatively quickly and are rather have a coffee, as we continue to employ us to look at things that we can not always afford. In a few years I fly to London again, when I married rich - not you Adrian? Hahahaha!
We enjoy our last days here really, but look forward day by day more to Bremen. Twice more sleep ...



Sunday, December 16, 2007

Herters Paint Diagram

Finally .......

After a few sleepless nights, fits of rage, despair, tears and the one or other nervous breakdown, we now have our semester behind us and submitted last Friday our last essay. And we are proud of us, even if we do not have the results. It is with quite a heavy burden fell from the shoulders and the feeling of having done everything is really nice. We fought through texts and books in the Biblothek spent hours at the copier and sometimes searched for ages for certain books. The last four weeks we have seen nothing more than our laptop and our study materials. Every day, from morning to evening, we sat the living room table to the most uncomfortable chairs and are always half dead death if the online dictionary again was not called up. Since then has helped some point just Pilates. The last week I was thinking more down pillow on my chair because my back started to ache. There were days when I would most like to have gone jogging at night, to me at all times to move anyway. We are then easily accessible in the garden a little jump back and forth. Between the whole reading and writing course, we have sometimes laughed - even if it had more the source of despair. But it was contagious and has done well ....
And to be honest: I have found in these three months, really learned a lot. Am glad, however, that it so the next time has passed by.

... And now I'm sitting here with a glass of red wine and blogging. Without any feeling of pressure and stress. Quite relaxed and I hear Christmas carols with my mind I'm back in Bremen with my loved ones.

I would like to thank all those who have given me in some situations, their ears and cheered me again. I'll keep!

one left to say:
love Christina, I'm so glad we were here together. If I did not know what, you have helped me and the other way as well. We were a very good team. Even if the nerves were blank, we have not even angezickt each other.
We now have three months have shared a bed, which was not just big. And I would at any time again to share with you as long as it need not be again three months :-).
Did you really close to my heart!


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Does Mississippi Have Boat Titles

cat would have to be


I would much rather sleep on the books when to hang his head over it and read it. And you would not believe how this can be very snoring cat. I do not know how many times I dragged him out of the room was already asleep because I was not snoring that can endure. I have to think about it every time, that life so unfair, and I just do not like the cat can sleep all day and would need only meow to me what someone cooks ""..... I have never seen a cat who sleeps sooooo much. So sweet it is, that just makes me aggressive.
I will therefore now take him off the table and bring up - but as it is to sleep on, then I look at that, at least not with.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Does Holiday Gas Station Sell Condoms

With much love on your birthday .... All















For my sister!

Being silly, having fun
,
friends forever,
from day one ...

Being nosy,
being nice,
giving hugs and good advice ...

Knowing when
Push Comes To Shove,
she will give you never ending love ...

Year to year, your whole life through,
I will always be right here for you!

I'm so glad I got you and love you very

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Brown Mucus As Period

shit .....

As I had guessed quite right, it's now the end of this semester abroad anything but pleasant. The word shit, it makes already great - I apologize for that vulgar term, but he is so right. Today I am very, very slowly progressed, what bugs me is relatively strong. I would love to bring it all here, much scheller make ends meet, but sometimes we have no motivation and no longer know what's up and out the bottom. I hope tomorrow I can concentrate better. I thought that studying in England will not be easy - but I have to fight but sometimes so I had not thought of. It is not only to the language - the quantity makes the problem. From the English lessons, as you know him from school I can only dream of. But that I do not need to start, because if I would do it would be me eh not so alone. Every day I fight my way through the texts, understand that I without my huge dictionary, only half would. I'm not a student more in the sense, but a student. But studying is not already in Bremen, sometimes without. And my English is not bad, but I feel in some study books as a child, which a lot of words to be popped in the head and did not know what it is to do with it - because it means nothing. And then the child pressed a pen into his hand and said, so little time then now na write a ten page essay about what you just learned. The only difference between me and the child is that I press not to write on paper must, but the keys on my laptop. Pressing the button seems like an eternity, because you just can not find the words. This one has so many ideas in my head and can not express it as in English. It bothers me enormously and I am constantly torn between up to pop the shit on the wall and on the other hand, I will permit me to not like to pull down such and prove to myself that I can do it. I probably should stay true to the second thing and hope for tomorrow.


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

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A small step forward

we have made yesterday. We both had a presentation in South-Africa seminar and have mastered this well. A small pieces so that load is already fallen before. Now we have three weeks remain for four papers, one of which must be submitted already next Monday - hmmmmmm!
If so the next time I will not blog much, you know why. Or any of my entries like this begins: "Everything sucks .....", then you know also why. Get
now go outside to smoke a cigarette, then make me a cup of mulled wine and warm me again clips from my books .......

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Teal And Brown Wedding Colors

How shall I then stand up now?



I do not have today asked only once. To explain the whole thing here:

Christina and I had a photo shoot today - I know it sounds funny. I thought initially, and was the idea first entirely not thrilled when we were approached on campus. It was about a promotional campaign for a hairdressing salon. Chirstina was excited and I thanked him off first friendly. To me then someone from the right side of the shock: "Oh now come on, this will certainly be enormous fun!" I was not really sure if I have so much fun it would be made up, coiffed hair and getting painted nails and then bring them to the camera, set, whatever. Furthermore, we would also get a delicious glass of Prosecco. Oh great - I asked for was beer, but viewed from the crazy aunt Promo easy. Very well
I thought and agreed. London has made me have made a real little chick. But I must say that I would not say there are no pleasure to it. (Mimi and Sarah - we still rock still in the tower and you have no fear that I as appearing in a short black, hahaha.)
To make it short: The day has prepared, in fact, a lot of fun. I did not think you can do for the whole Tüdelüt sooooo a long time, but it was funny.
before the camera was then RICHITGE funny. I am anything but professional, the photographer saw. Again, I was asked to shoulder higher, keeping the head tilted slightly and his eyes open. I proved myself to a few photos but then as a relatively adaptive and Christina and I post there was no tomorrow ;-)!
are Finally been around some really nice pictures in and gave it a beer too!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Nooka Watch Makes A Noise?

For my love monozygotic!

Recently Achim asked me if I knew what are monozygotic. My answer: "Twins!" I was then reserved to sleep on a lexicon of foreign words. Which is not so. This would be in addition to my vocabulary books and other study books, which I'm already asleep, but quite uncomfortable!
Since they do not have much new to report really, I have this issue again found a reason to and blog the way I sent to press before the whole Lernerei.
There are actually a lot but sibling species. We have there: identical twins, fraternal twins, and twins from Polkörperchenzwillinge binuclear oocytes. As these people were not always something special. I would like to be confined to monozygotic - the monozygotic twins.
Adrian, seven minutes older than Achim. This is not usually irrelevant to the field of twin research.
The Language Development:
The deficit hypothesis states that the language development of twins at a young age is usually delayed by six months to compensate for this but in the course of development. How it looks in a drunken state, I've found no studies. I need also not to argue that Adrian in such a phase suggests the deficit hypothesis for years. I quote: "Duuu weiiiißt even technically wiiieeee beetruunken I am!" The older ones take the lives of some harder. But did Achim not a long, long time when he, then, a birthday. Was it the 24th or 26 August?? Or even December?? This is where the cases in point of the deictic system. Monozygotic twins often develop a special system. If they use the name of one child, then they think either really only one child or siblings both parts simultaneously. This system has in this case, the Younger of the two simply turned around and transfer it to numbers instead of names. Furthermore, there would be
the autonomy hypothesis - observed in young monozygotic often a kind of special language, called Idioglossie. I am sure that Adrian and Achim have taken this language never really hide it but only until they alias Hanni and Nanni one day to tear through this special gift, the world domination. If you are planning something really should, then hurry up please! Otherwise, you get Bill and Tom from Tokio Hotel have before - and that would be the safe destruction of all normal fashion-conscious heterosexual men. Somehow frighten me!!

Finally, just create one Joke. Especially for you on blondes - comes from the heart ;-)

A blonde gets twins and crying constantly. Then she asks the nurse why she was crying.
She replies: "I do not know by whom the second!"

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Kates Playground [2010]

Dear GEZ ...

Regarding your letter here is my answer:

Since my childhood, I see a lot of television. Fortunately, I have no square eyes. I grew up so to speak with their institution. My parents have always conscientiously as they are paid the license fees. You know, my parents look like TV and are exactly like me, very grateful for such an invention. (That is to say not now that I have the fees that come with it, great find -. but the money must come from somewhere yes)
Even if you do not own the TV directly, but somehow you belong to. And I am really pleased that there is such a center as your are. Without the boob tube life would be terribly pointless and empty. I look while the public broadcaster a little less happy, but sometimes have quite good soaps. Such as this "way to happiness", even though you can hear the thoughts of the protagonist in between. But since you can not help it.
Now to your letter. Write because you want to specify that I have done what with the radio equipment is, since I would not pay more right now. You know, because I've already told you, my household is completely dissolved. You also write that there is a legal basis (in accordance with the license fee treaty) that you are entitled to request information from me.
I'm telling you now be honest and tell you that has happened to me a tragedy: The other day in my apartment (you know where is, because I've already got a lot of mail from you) I would like always watching, my dearest favorite series. The means GZSZ (almost what's your name, too). I think it does not interest you why this is my favorite show. But back to the events.
I do a lot of sports, because that keeps you fit and is supposedly very healthy. Also for me a great balance to the many television. Since I am again jogged a little slow but wanted to create my route, I was only shortly before the series start at home. Sweaty I do not look so much TV (never really) wanted to make on this day is no exception. But showers and television together is complicated. Since I had the idea first came only in theory, I then began to implement into practice.
As reported by the devil rode me into the bathroom to the shampoo, hair conditioner, the Shower gel and the remaining Crimean Krams, women now hold times have so in the bathroom vacate, set aside to make room for the TV and the antenna. Baden and television can in fact agree much better. In quick hurry so I have inserted the water and geflitzt'm in my room to pick up the equipment. Who by the way super fit to the projection of the bathtub. Shortly after the alarm went opening melody of my favorite series. You know, "I see` see into your heart, good times, bad times ....". Unfortunately or fortunately, or the bathtub was not quite filled with water so that I have out there (that I am in the bathroom before the bath) had to wait. Then it was like this:
have Like you said, I put away the shampoo, hair conditioner, shower gel and the remaining Crimean Krams, had you but concealed until now that I've thrown the stuff actually only on the ground - I had so little time. Anyway, I am then kicked in the rush to the shampoo and powerful came to falter. My long arms in relation to my height, have started to row as wild and then the accident happened: The arms are smooth but the television set and the antenna and the Receiver maneuvers in the now-filled bathtub. You would not believe what was for the fireworks. But you can determined to think that my TV since no noise is more of himself and no pictures. And the radio burst, as I dyed my hair a few days later. Questions you'd rather not, you would not believe me anyway.

I remain with best regards and hope you continue to have helped.

Sincerely,
Neele Diegelmann

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Dell No Supported Webcam Detected

A much too short a trip

The few days in Bremen are passed by way too fast for me. It seems to me as if I had only just risen out of the plane and immediately clean. But time is passing quickly now times when to do something and still has all his friends, let's see just short and would like to surprise the dad for his birthday. But everything has worked out great - except for the many trips to the doctor, the pharmacy and registration office because of my stay in Ghana. Thursday, I've picked up the same Hepathitis A typhoid vaccine and the tables tablets. The tablets I have taken to London, as my doctor told me that alcohol is not during the five-day procedure should be consumed in übermäßgem consumption. This would affect the action. Good thing I have not already started in Bremen with the prophylaxis.
to Elena and Hanna: The evening in Stubu was sooooo mega funny - I can not first time the next Ginger Ale and Southern Comfort seen. But I'm from the Aqua Barbie Song "concerned, hahahaha! Girls was a pleasure for me to embarrass myself together with you on the dance floor ;-) Again and again ... and happy the next time we want "God ".... Nice to have seen you briefly:
And to all others. Even if I was not so long gone - but you know how wichitg you're me!
Looking forward to December: Put the tequila cold Yvonne. You know, our Christmas Eve .....
I send you all many kisses from London!!

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Cute Bedspreads For College Dorms




























































































Since yesterday I do not feel like writing down words and even more to put down at the table to learn, I'm just taken off. A Unibuch but I have taken, because of conscience.
First stop: the football stadium of Arsenal. Arsenal had to play against Manchester in the process, dealt with the standings. I think both teams can about as well together as Werder and Bayern. I had just made a few pictures, I came entgengen the masses. The game was obviously over and it was not long before the first beer cans flew. England seems there is really something to be rabid. I for one have then taken the same path Richtng subway. Thousands of others unfortunately ......
Nearest Station: Piccadilly Circus. The stop was to achieve the fastest and from there you can walk on running. At Trafalgar Square was even a concert. No idea who performed there, but I found `s good! Actually I only wanted to drink a coffee on the Thames and read something. I then also still to come. The weather was beautiful and I was left sitting there until it was dark.
Had a few days before heard of fireworks, it (do not ask me, I do not know the story) on Saturday due to Halloween and such a funny man from the past should be. I then performed a nice conversation with a policeman, who then told me where to go best. Beer stands were also there. Super stuff! Since I'm RICHITGE! So I made the trip to Blackheath. No idea where I am now really gone until I recognized a church and knew that it's not far from home. Even then I had decided, "Well there were a few more beers to go if you know anyway how to get home!" The fireworks were RICHITGE well, rarely have such an expenditure of missiles and effects experienced. In the background was beautiful music that has placed the whole spectacle of the crown. Crowds around me, hard to describe, so many were. As I looked around once more closely, I realized that I was at my neighbors the only one who has kept a man or a woman in the arm, but a beer. Typical ;-)! That was me after the fourth or fifth cup but do not care!
As the fireworks was over crowded, the whole mass of the way down to the Train Station along. The street was full in any case as I do. can not drop I had, so far it was not yet completely.


Friday, November 2, 2007

Brazilian Bikini Overweight

sun On the run with a difference

How should I start now to tell just what has happened to me before ....... also:
Since it back to me doing better and I no longer feel very sick, I thought a visit to the tanning salon would do me really well. Even if it's so damn expensive. Soon after my lecture, I made my way to the tanning bed and I got already so the heat and the associated relaxation.
I so purely in the shop, the owner (one Chinese) are poorly understood, paid my money, but get chips. So far so good. The Chinese man said he shows me just quickly Sunbed. have determined Behind this Dixi-Klo are the tanning beds, I thought. I could not know that the Dixi-Klo looked just like such and in fact the sun bed was. Quite verdaddert I looked at the men, but this thought only: "puut Tues chips in the thing and evrithing iis ok!"
There I was with that stupid chip in your hand. Come on then once. After I had taken off my clothes, I wanted to quickly in the cabin because it was very hot there is not - it was not warmer. With down the way, was nothing. I do not know whether it is customary to stand in Engalnd and China during the sun bath. And I had asked for a facial and Mr Wong said: ". Yes, yes more iis somfing for evrithing" What does he also do not unduly had only a facial specifically did not exist. Everything you need to introduce to you the following: You stand there as God or who Whatever you have created in a tube, which is somewhat reminiscent of a small nuclear reactor. Not that I've been there ever been inside. Still, it was my first association.
Suddenly it shot through my head! Mr. Wong said something like even if I were to hold their arms up, you'd gotten what all of the neon light. Oh great, because I should have been something to remember, would have .... I was cold, it was anything but rest and after a minute I could not hold his arms.
least I had a few freckles when I came out of the reactor. The tan, they say, need supposedly getting a little until it shines.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Shaun White Pro Model, De Burton,

"Big Brother" is watching you

Kränkel As I lie in bed and I have to write a little bit of time - and sometimes no trip report!

If the law is a police state ....

On 9 November vote, the German Bundestag on the storage of all possible data. Here in London we suffer to be observed everywhere and always under the oppressive feeling. Within 10 years England was in the most radical police state in the Western world transformed. But it's not just watching. Also, the recording information about the communication will grow restive. Data retention is on the rise and rushes with quick steps.
By April 2007 the Cabinet approved the draft law on data retention does Justice Minister Brigitte Zypries strengthening of civil rights. Zypries defended the bill so that the state refrain from covert investigations could not, when it came to crime to reveal where they had so far with conventional means no chance. Also, the Constitutional Court considers that the Bedürnisse after storing the data as wichitg. Many people see it differently.
Many professional fields are limited in their activities, especially the journalistic profession, the built in part on a high level of trust is. In 2005, yet all parties of the German Bundestag data retention of communications data are rejected. But in February 2006, CSU and SPD for the first time called for an implementation using a European directive.
According to plans of the CDU, CSU and the SPD, all telephone calls, whether mobile or landline calls and e-mail connections remain up to six months later to understand. "Do not send number" A key to it is no more. Furthermore the current location are stored. We become our flagship private motion profiles. Our personal interests are simply just too öffenltichen interests specifically. Currently
It is not legal to store telephone data, unless the account details are required for billing. Otherwise, the payroll data at the request of the customer with invoices must be deleted (§ 97 paragraph 4, Telecommunications Act). Also, it is still possible to escape from the use of flat rates, to a storage completely. Research soon to keep still largely anonymous, almost unmachbar.
Data retention is hardly serve as the control or prevention of crime or terrorism. Instead, innocent people are made every day under general suspicion. Who wants to analyze the multitude of daily information gained sufficient? As our dear Mr. Schäuble would even still working day and night. Whether terrorists, assassins and other criminals - all these and all the monitoring data is stored for their own actions can make the most. After all, this system will certainly not be error-free, but a lot of unnecessary cost money. Who wants to plan a crime can do so by other means. The highly praised by the anti-terror policy measure can not legimitieren such an intervention into our privacy!

is likely that the monitoring of projects will no longer be stopped, but at least you can make it clear that this project meets a wide rejection. On 6 November will be held nationwide rallies decentralized:


rally and demonstration in Bremen from 17 clock in the square

Sunday, September 16, 2007

January Potluck Theme Ideas

Muji i Sverige

Interestingly, in Japan you go to Muji, if you look at high-end interior design can not really afford ... In Europe, Muji is among the top brands.

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Interesting .. you go to Muji in Japan if you do not have much money for your interior design in Europe you go there if you are blessed with an above-average income and favor special brands ...



Saturday, September 15, 2007

Merilyn Sakova Images

Totoro i Sverige:)

Saturday, September 1, 2007

What Is The Value Of Wm Rogers

wonderland art / Magic world of computers ...

off many a (r) had to wonder about the last days of my emails because of my biggest problems here in Sweden was not - as for all other countries-hoppers the acclimation to a strange mentality again (oops, that are so open) - noe - but the Internet connection. This problem - so I learned - after 3 days can lead the technical lack of understanding a landlord even up to the threat of being thrown out of myself. To make it short: I have to date no solid connection (and the neighbor's unprotected network also leaves much to wish).

So I'm gone So one of my bosses so long for the nerves ("Do you want to isolate myself from the world?" / "German asylum seekers have no right to the information highway?" / "Phone home ..." (with nasal the index finger like ET-up) until he has rausgerueckt a USB modem.
In short, pithy words: small, black plug, into the USB port to enjoy 3.6 Mbit. No matter where, when, why ...

So it is now that I can sit in Gamla Stan in a cafe, eating warm apple pie with vanilla sauce, synchronized to drink 5 liters of Latte Macchiato and can write this blog entry.

last a whole man;)

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Some of the Uli-email receiving-people might have wondered about the problems I was griping about during my first days here in Sweden. It wasn't the usual encounter with an - AGAIN - different mentality (this time "gosh! they are so... normal..") - nope... the biggest problem of all was internet access at my new residence. Soon I've discovered that only after 3 days in a new apartment the landlord's lack of understanding technology can lead to spontaneous expulsion of me as a tenant. To put it in a nutshell: I still do not have a fixed internet access in my apartment and will never have one (although access was my precondiion for moving in). And the neighbour's unprotected network isn't really a real smash...

This fact made me getting on peoples' nerves at work. So my boss constantly had to listen to:
"Do you want to isolate me from the rest of the world??" / "Do German asylum seekers not have the right to an information superhighway??" + an index finger like E.T. whining "skype hoooome...." until he finally came with a solution: USB-modem. --> plug into the USB port, immediately enjoy 3,6 mbit everywhere and at all times.

That's why I am now able to sit in Gamla Stan , eat warm apple pie with vanilla sauce, drink Latte Macchiat by the litre AND write this blog entry.

Finally a complete human being again.. ;)

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Blue Rim Around Eyes Since Birth

May I introduce ..? / May I introduce you to ...? The

Hier bin ich also und kann endlich wieder arbeiten. Falls sich das for one or the other should listen to pervert, I can understand that ... But it feels good after months of being a housewife, for which I am not made quite clear to finally be active again.

My new job brings in 4.5 years in the wrong business, at an inappropriate position among mobbender Sekretaerinnenherrschaft now all I like you: Internationalitaet, computers, languages, creativity, and with one exception (a programmed Chinese) male colleagues. No Zickereien, problem-solving thinking and finally not have to think about whether the stupid joke that has slipped out a degree, might offend someone. My

compared to sedentary Colleague is responsible for the "Simpsonisierung" of employees ... So I can imagine in this way my new colleagues:)

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Here I am ... far away from Japan and finally able to work again. For some of you these shrieks of joy due to work might sound strange ... but I am relieved and happy - after months of housewife-life, a life I am obviously not made for - to be able to finally be working again.

After the last 4.5 years in the wrong business in to unsuitable position - under the reign of bullying secretaries - my current job offers all the things I like (to do):
computers, languages, creativity and - apart from one exception, a programming chinese woman - male colleagues. No more bitching, instead solution-oriented working and I finally don't have to be terrified anymore if something Uli-like just slipped from my mouth...

One of my colleagues is in charge of the "simpsonization" of the team - this is why I am now - in a very special way - able to introduce you to the guys I am working with right now... :)

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Is A Short Heavy Period A Sign Of Pregnancy

I know that! / I know this fella '!

Beim Spaziergang entlang Stockholms wunderscheener Wasserfront kam mir ploetzlich jemand ziemlich bekannt vor... Da war ploetzlich ein Onsen-sitzender Makake

Zu sehen momentan auf der Ausstellung von Steve Bloom , "Spirit Of The Wild". Not to be missed and currently traveling in Europe.

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During a stroll along the
beautiful waterfront of Stockholm I suddenly met an old Acquaintance from Japan - the onsen-loving macacaque.

Currently part of Steve Bloom 's "Spirit Of The Wild" in Stockholm, the exhibition is touring through Europe's capitals. Do not miss it!
















Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Four Season Tent For Sale Craigslist

Natto ... So what? - Natto ... So what?

One of the favorite topics of all Europeans living in Japan is the loathing of Natto (well ... there are exceptions ... I think PERVERSE (hello Tanya!.) who eat the stuff regularly, without being forced to vomit spontaneously

Sweden is to Japan as in anything ... there have their own fetish of fermented foods. surströmming ...
Fermented herring

What in Japan is a slight smell and taste primaer shit, stinks like a dead raccoon in heater in the car and tastes like ... hmm ... I can not think of anything comparable you're looking for. I can imagine that tastes like a kiss from a rose Heino ... or the typhoid patients Ox (verzeihung. ..).

Here a nice example (appropriately enough, with Swedish and Japanese) from YouTube:



thing is to listen to this topic, the following words melt on the tongue:

"At Christmas 1981 distributed a tenant in the stairwell Surströmmingstunke. . She was dismissed without notice The Cologne Regional Court confirmed the dismissal
after the hearing was opened a can of fermented herring (LG Köln v. January 12, 1984 - 1 S 171/83, WM 1984, page 55).

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One of the main topics of Europeans living in Japan is the deep resentment against natto .

Well,.. Sweden is indeed a match for Japan when it comes to the fetish of fermented food: surstroemming...
Fermented herring.

The main characteristics of natto (in my opinion) is a slight smell and a pukeworthy taste. Well,... and surstroemming... in comparison to natto... it's probably very similar to a kiss by Marilyn Manson ... or the taste of a typhoid buffalos's anus... (I suppose...)...

Please see the really nice example of the opening of such a can below:



And please savor the following lines:

"Around Christmas 1981 a tenant in Germany accidentally spilled some surstroemming dip on her tenements' staircase. After that her contract was cancelled by the landlord, she had to move and leave her apartment. The court in Cologne acknowleged
the notice of her cancellation spontaneously as soon as a can of surstroemming was opened after the hearing at the court (District Court Of Cologne, 12. Januar 1984 – 1 S 171/83, WM 1984, Page 55)."

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Snot Like Discharge No Way I Am Pregnant

vs Tokyo. Stockholm

Schon nach dem sechsten Tag kann ich sagen: Tokio und Stockholm - zwei krasse Gegensaetze. In Tokio ist die U-Bahn sehr gepflegt. Egal wohin man geht or which one fahert, you have likely disgusted. The only problem is the orientation since the power quite a radius. ---- is in Stockholm one of the urine smell almost no longer from the nose nschleimhaut, most cars are now totally run down and dirty. A big plus is the portability monthly pass for relatively few SEC (you can use to metro, trains innerstaedtische, buses and even a ferry). A big minus is the state - especially as the U-Bahn ( Tunnelbana ) is actually a huge underground gallery.
the margins, it should be mentioned that I totally heated to Steinbaenke in the waiting area of the U-Bahn (rather than Haemmoriden ne cystitis, huh?)'m



In Tokyo, you meet - for a big city - relatively few foreigners.
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In Stockholm you meet on the other hand, almost no Sweden.
(Have a photo of the Nirvana concert from 1992 in my collection - a very fair amount shouted Kurt Cobain meet there ... Saturday I was at an open-air on the "cultural festival" - that would have measured at the hair color of the audience in Southern Europe can be ...)


In Tokyo, most Japanese avoid eye contact as the Daibl holy water. Time to mention the fact that among women normal walking without affected X-legged shuffle is not feasible.
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In Stockholm - very pleasant - the Swedish women are remarkably proud, confident, upright walking individuals (if you then times one sees;)


Tokyo's restaurants - whether big or tiny - are accessible to 95% a connected. It generates almost no place to eat really bad.
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Stockholms average restaurateurs should all behind bars. So it will never be able to cook more ... There are of course excellent restaurants, but the cost. How to buy in Japan for small amounts of high quality food - that's a real art. And again a jammre, Tokyo is so expensive ... about ... going to talk ! Shopping


In Tokyo, I can not read a newspaper because I sebst after a year of intensive Sprachtrainig a linguistic idiot am.
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In Stockholm - even after years of break - I will destroy the underground interrupt the morning newspaper and understand right away about 70%:) Oh, that feels so good.

UF

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I took me just six days to realize that Tokyo and Stockholm do not have much in common. (How come ...:) kept In Tokyo, the subway is very well. No matter where you go or what you go with - only once in a blue moon it may happen that you see or smell something that's disgusting. The only problem is the orientation as the network of trains and subways is HUGE.
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In Stockholm it is hard to ignore the smell of urine, in the meantime most of the wagons are completely fucked up and dirty. Very positive is the - compared to other countries - the quite cheap tranferable monthly ticket (unlimited use of all buses, trains, subway + one ferry within greater Stockholm). Very negative is the condition of the public transport system - which is particularly sad because the subway ( tunnelbana ) is one of the world's biggest (underground) gallerys.
And by the way... I totally go for the heated stone benches in the subway's waiting area (I prefer hemmorrides against bladder infection)




In Tokyo you seldomly meet foreigners (compared to other big cities).
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However, in Stockholm it seems hard to meet original Swedes.
I still have a photo of 1992's Nirvana concert in Stockholm - then a light blonde crowd was hailing Kurt Cobain. Last Saturday I visited an open-air at the "kulturfestivalen" - measured by the hail colour of the audience it could have been in Southern Europe...


In Tokyo most of the Japanese (women) avoid looking you directly in the eyes in public. Let alone the fact that walking without SWEET knock-knees seems to be impossible.

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In Stockholm - I like that a lot - the Swedish women are stikingly self-confident , and walk upright through their lifes (as already mentioned... you don't see them often ;)


Tokyo's restaurants - no matter what size they are - are 95% a full success. It is almost impossible to eat out at low quality.
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Stockholm's average gastronomes should go to jail and never leave it again to be prevented from cooking. Sure, there are very fine restaurants - but they are expensive. Really good food for a small budget like in Japan is almost impossible.
And please, stop moaning over the prices in Tokyo - Stockholm can be even worse!


As soon as the first sunrays show up in Japan, the ladies start to veil themselves in order to preserve their aristocratic white skin color.
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You can not really say that in Sweden;)


In Tokyo it is impossible for me to read the newspapers as even after one year I am a idot linguistically speaking a bloody stupid.

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In Stockholm - even after years of no Swedish at all - I inhale the newspaper every morning and understand almost 70%. And hey, that feels great:)

UF

Monday, August 13, 2007

Clothing Color Guide Brown Skin

German Impressions / Impressions German

Today was my last day in Germany and at the same time my first day in Sweden - behind me are about 7 weeks "Home Stay" at home.

The Home Stay is a short acclimatization ansich yes primaer fact to be passed around like a trophy. It has even given up everything in Germany - privacy and mobility are therefore more likely to a foreign vocabulary.

Again and again I was asked what one because during such a homestay does everything Sun Here are the events from my point of view:

1) After a year of Gulliver in Lilliput (I was in Japan) finally ended the chronic shoe and Hosennot. Is to say: Baden-Wuerttemberg Textilhaeuser since our visit back in the black. Schuhgroesse was 39.5 in cases TASTY SHOES finally no longer a problem and my new pants go over the ankle and are therefore unfit-confirmation.
2) After the end of June in time for my arrival in Germany, the weather was bad, was the first time the flight to Bella Italia taken up where Mr. and Mrs. VAT (names have been changed by the reaction) were waiting for us. We could spend some wunderscheene, sunny, very pleasant days with epicurean delights of the two lovable pop Koeppen wunderscheenen their residence.
3) I'm happy diverse dining room in Tuebingen / Stuttgart and you can request to be happy to provide a ranking of the best lenses and Spaetzle + Kässpätzle.
4) basic check at the doctors my confidence. I love diagnoses in German!
5) Baby sightseeing. Germany is incredibly fertile - especially my friends and acquaintances. I think it's great that you've taken care of you in my absence of so devotedly to secure my pension! :)
6) Online-room search successfully in Stockholm (grade I sit in it).
7) The best Latte Macchiato in the most charming Italian Tubingen, "Piccolo Cafe Sole D'oro"
8) Schockzustaende in German shops.
There are positive exceptions. Definitely. But after a year of Japanese service, is open to only the mouth when you again experiencing firsthand what German service / German trade has heard anything yet. Moaning cashiers, receptionists nagging, snotty waiters and invisible female sales - the whole range - are standard.
10) analysis of the development of the candy shelves in the supermarkets in the last 12 months: RESPECT!
11) satisfaction of Ellsaesser Tarte - Cold Turkeys
12) And of course, a reunion with family, friends and acquaintances. Was that nice, at last to have people around, you really know! Finally back most profound talks about Warped and sexually transmitted diseases without In contrast, the face falls on the table. Scheen's it!

Well, and now I'm opened in Sweden live in 15 years for parts a few months in Stockholm, I share a flat with two (so far) very lovely Eritreans and have already successfully scoured the nearby supermarket for my favorite filth .

And after all this time I can only read or Swedish (the speaking part of my brain seems to be poor blood supply), I have the same linguistic Wiedereingewoehnen times for the Swedish equivalent of the INTOUCH bought from Germany. So here I lie with the worst gossip sheet of the northern hemisphere, eat Swedish Rubber bread with salted margarine (FINALLY) and prepare myself mentally and morally prior to tomorrow's first working in a new country.

I'm curious ... and have the pants to the full stop:)

UF

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Today was my last day in Germany and my first day in Sweden - I've spent almost seven weeks of "home stay" in my home country ...

After a short acclimatization period the typical home stay seems to Consist Primarily of being handed around like a trophy. Due to the fact that we have abandoned everything back in Germany - apartment, house and cars - privacy and mobility is now a foreign word back home.

One of the "top" FAQ of my friends during the last few weeks was "what do you do during such a h-o-m-e-s-t-a-y ?"
Please read below the events from my perspective:

1) After one year of "Gulliver in Liliput" (me in Japan) I finally was able to terminate the chronical proper-shoe-and-trouser-poorness. Meaning that thanks to our visit, Southern Germany's fashion shops are back in the black :) Shoe size 6,5 was normal again and my new trousers are as long as my legs are.
2) As soon as I arrived in Germany, the weather decided to become DIRTY. This rather cold and wet situation led to a spontaneous escape to BELLA ITALIA where we have visited out dearest friends "m. and mrs. value-added-tax" (nobody has to understand this ...).
There we spent a couple of really nice, relaxing, sunny and yummy days with the two adorable plonkers :)
3) I have visited about any acceptable restaurant around Tuebingen and have tested the current quality of the typical Swabian dish "Linsen and Sapetzle" and "Cheese-Spaetzle". In case you would like to have a scientific statistic about the offers of Tuebingen's restaurants - just let me know.
4) Basic-Check-Up at the doctors whom I trust - after one year in Japan I have to say: I LOVE DIAGNOSES IN GERMAN!!
5) Baby-Sightseeing. Germany is unbelievably fertile - especially my friends and aquaintances. I thank you all for securing my old-age pension during my absence!!
6) Successful online-room-search in Stockholm (sitting there right now).
7) The best Latte Macchiato at the most amiable Italian in Tuebingen, the "Cafe Piccolo Sole D'oro"
8) Shock and horror in German shops.
There are, of course, positive exceptions. But after one year of enjoying Japanese services you do not believe your eyes and ears when you encounter the German service-rendering species. Griping till girls, nagging receptionists, snotty waiters and invisible shop girls are everyday occurences.
10) Analysis of the development of the candy-departments of the supermarkets during the last 12 months: R-E-S-P-E-C-T !
11) Satisfaction of the des Alsace Tarte Flambee - cold turkey
12) And - most important of all - the reunion with family, friends and aquaintances.
It was so nice to have people around me who I really know...
Finally - again - high-level talks about abnormal things and sexually transmissable diseases without the conversational partners have their facial features slip...
I really enjoyed my time in Germany!

Well! And today I've hit Sweden and after 15 years I again live in Stockholm for some time, share a flat with two (so far) really nice Eritreans and have already successfully combed for GOODIES through the local supermarket.

As after such a long time I can only READ Swedish (the other part of the brain responsible for speaking seems to be rather poorly supplied with blood) I have immediately purchased the Swedish counterpart of INTOUCH in order to linguistically challenge myself.
So right now I am sprawling in my new room, having a really SICK scandal sheet of the nordic hemisphere in one hand, a typical Swedish rubber-like bread with salted margarine (YIPPIEH) in the other hand and prepare myself mentally and morally for tomorrow's first working day in a new country.

UF

I'm excited like a virgin on prom night ... and in a blue funk ...

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Arcade Hoops Replacement Net

to Fettsein

Dear reader community. With allerschlechtestem conscience I am back. Back from Germany. The Japanese seem to have interest because we are writing this blog, because they almost voluntarily give me lots of stories that are worth to be carried out into the world. So today:

I have not started the new year with good intentions, but also my 2nd Year in Japan. The objectives were quickly defined: 1 Motorradfuehrerschein do (I write about it in a separate blog) 2 Golf learning 3 Get fit and remove in the gym. The Japan
inexperienced among us will think now that gave me the application for drivers license problems - far from it. It is not the golf course that prepares with a headache. No, it's the gym (oh, the Japanese love to give to Yes so hard to make me smile never goes ...):

Today I was really with my esteemed neighbor (who brought me a birthday cake: -)) in which we selected the gym. A great system - brand new, with indoor pool and spa! We had already decided. We wanted to sign us right there and then work out regularly, 3 times a week. Naive as I am, I thought it would be no problem, after all I was armed with Hanko, passport and interpreters well prepared. I live well but not long enough in Japan than I would be prepared for all eventualities.
I had not thought namely, that I do present a danger to the public - that gemeingefaehrlich am. I did not know that the entire Japanese nation from guys like me afraid. I was unaware that I am not portable, so yes I so frightening look out - yes even disfigured am. I did not know that children can see through my vision of trauma. I was also unaware that I had changed my job and now with the local Yakuza my living deserve. I had simply forgotten that I'm tattooed. Well, my tattoo is not very strong - so 4x6 cm. It is a salamander that I wear on the shoulder blade. A tattoo, for which I would belong in every amateur rockers club in the world at the weekend with a thrashing of the application form I was to the Hells Angels would probably introduce orally. A tattoo on the kids to smile come because she is so cute. But I live in Japan and in Japan such a tattoo is dangerous:
Hiromi (that's the nice woman of my neighbors): "Are you tattooed"
"Yes, at the shoulder," I reply. "There is that one may have no tattoos," gives me Hiromi to consider and supplements "are we to say that?". "Yes" I reply "not that which fall out then the eyes when I pull in the pool my-cars -. Is also the account of the Yakuza, and I have only a small tattoo That's determined from nothing, I am a foreigner." .
I'll remember for the future: first
Rendezvous stupid, because only stupid foreigners have free rein
second Do not say necessarily the truth (see also my later Fuehrerscheinblog)
third If you read what can not, then looking forward about it and you never get anyone to which the language is perfect!

Hiromi takes on the case and asked the lady who is responsible for the registration if it is a problem , Except when I have as a foreigner, a small tattoo. "Yes," replied the lady "tattoo is not." Hiromi now appeals to reason and to the possibility between gangster identification mark and German Jugendsuende distinguished. The young receptionist can not take such a serious decision in principle of course, bringing your manager for help. The subsequent Disskussion - we know what it brings to the Japanese to discuss the follow just one rule strictly (I recall the July 2006 and our pot plant) - was not particularly crowned with success. Even the mention of Hiromi that is discriminatory, if we foreigners would not have taken the lady is not impressed, because ultimately, the facts yes like this:.
"In Europe, Tattoos Fashion In Japan, however, makes use of tattoos to a specific group to join people (I notice just how many 18 year old put it in the Yakuza must, because in the S-Bahn I constantly see tattooed Japanese. Or is it in the gym has not arrived yet, now that in Japan the tattoo on Fashion counts). It is ultimately indistinguishable from the size of the tattoo, which mind you this and you would not wish such twilight in the studio. "
We have refrained to get the boss. We have also decided not to declare that it might not be distinguished from the size of the tattoo, but the motif (or saw one of you ever an evil mob boss with a salamander tattoo on shoulder blade?). We might also have said that you can see it maybe on my face, because I do not look Asian, and yet I would be known in the history of the Mafia in Japan, no European leader. But we did not want more. We also did not explain that I do not speak Japanese (otherwise would have not have to try Hiromi) and has therefore eliminated as Yakuza boss. Would be quite ineffective, just before I my worst enemies Matsumoto-san shoot first time at Nippon Eigo interpreter service call!
It did not help - we have left frustrated and my neighbor and I now have the best excuse to stay fat. I know again why I would never live permanently in Japan and why Germany is so beautiful. Thank you dear gym for this insight! falls

MR

Monday, June 25, 2007

Maytag Washer Squealing

damn HUGE - BIG

Back in Germany - as soon as you get the jet lag behind and open to external influences - a very special attention to: everything here is huge.
This begins with the portions in the restaurant at (forget for the first order in Germany never know that you're not in an izakaya ...) and stops at the physical structure of the passers-by.
Perhaps the area around the Neckar somehow genetically engineered ... but after 1 year Japan and less pronounced secondary Sexual characteristics are shown to the public (as either present or not covered with ruffles) at least I see only Breast ... no matter where I look to ... In Japan I have seen for a while, only legs in high heels ...

It's been very interesting thing you noticed after Germany primaer takes time out. Many have told me that they were particularly fascinated by the Greuns the trees. Others find it great especially able to finally return 250 km / h ride on the highway. Others are impressed by how different the architecture in Germany.
Well .. and I ... I no longer trust on chest my eyes ...
I am deeply impressed! :-)

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As promised to all the english-speaking readers (who were until now only able to look at the pics) - from now on there will follow a short summary in English:

Back to Germany each individual, who has spent some time away from his/her homecountry, is impressed by different things. Some people are amazed how green everything is, others love being back on the motorway where they are able to drive without speed limit instead of 80 km/h and I... well... and I am pretty impressed by the German food servings (h-u-g-e) AND... the size and appearance of the secondary sex characteristics of German women (after one year in Japan where most women either do not really have any or hide them behind KAWAII frills). Meaning that - wherever I look - I see huge breasts walking around ... (Back ...). in Tokyo it was skinny legs in high heels Maybe the area I am living in right now is kind of genetically modified - it really catches one's eye ...

I'm impressed ... :)